This article is from the Unicycling FAQ, by Beirne Konarski with numerous contributions by others.
* In Nanny's room, behind the clock.
* It'll be along in a minute.
* Where's your originality?
* That's the nth time I've heard that one today.
* Real men (women) don't need two wheels.
* I'm paying for it in installments.
* You're kidding, it was there last time I looked (and promptly fall off)
* I didn't put enough locks on it.
* I loaned the other wheel to a friend. Sit here and make sure he comes
by.
* I don't need it!
* I got the bike on sale, half off...I didn't realize they meant the
bike.
* It's the economy; can't afford the other wheel.
* This is the recession model.
* I'm on a time payment plan.
* It's this downsizing thing.
* It's on the train to Glasgow. It's on an exchange program with another
wheel.
* It fell behind the fridge.
* Two wheels? That's twice as hard!
* Don't be daft, where would I put a second wheel?
* My other wheel? Why, I don't need a training wheel anymore!
* It's having a rest, it'll be along on the next cycle.
* My Grandma is riding on it
* Corporate downsizing
* It's on back order.
 
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