37 So, who died and made Keith "God of the newsgroup?"
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37 So, who died and made Keith "God of the newsgroup?"
Last time I checked it was Sony Bono. Here's the appropriate passage:
"And the skies darkened and did worms and frogs and small pink drink umbrellas with flamingos painted on them fall from the heavens; and verily did the sidewalks rumble and television shows were preempted for no good reason at all but to show some gimpy septuplets; this would be the first sign. And in Aspen one ex-variety-show host turned politician ate it big time on the slopes, and lo, Keith was named holy patriarch of the newsgroup. Amen."
Cher 11:14
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